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So you are looking to find a Sensual Massage with a Happy Ending, In this guide we will help you find your massage therapist, and the best websites to help you in this search. We will also help you avoid some of the pitfall's with our handy Top Tips.

The first decision you need to make, is the type of Sensual Massage that you are looking for:


  • Erotic / Tantric
  • Happy Ending at a AMP / Massage Shop


Then in the case of Erotic or Tantric Massage, do you wish the therapist to visit you at home or in your Hotel?. And then do you wish to make your booking with an independent therapist, maybe working from her own home or apartment. Or you could use an agency, who may have a large choice of Massage therapists ready for you to visit or have visit you.


Publications / Websites

 

No matter what of the above options you decide on, the key to your happiness is "Do your research" to find the best massage therapists, the best locations, the best prices, and who will leave you very happy. But also just as important, who to avoided. We recommend these Websites for your research:


Erotic / Tantric massage directory's, are a good starting point to find a massage therapist. Independent therapists who pay to place an advertisement in one of these directory's, plan to be around for some time normally working from one fixed location and know that offering a good service is key to repeat custom. Most of the massage agency's offering in and out calls also use online massage directory's to advertise.


MY UK MASSAGE  is one of the most used massage directory's, and has the most up to date listings covering all of the UK. 

MASSAGE ME IN LONDON whist only covering London and being one of the newest massage directory's, it has become one of the most widely used, having listings for independent  therapists, massage agency's, and some massage shops. 


Classifieds advertising sites, are a surprisingly good source for finding your Erotic or Tantric massage, but it most be noted that unlike the massage directory advertising, listings in classifieds tend to have a much shorter life and at a must lower cost to the advertiser, and as such are used by less trustworthy advertisers. a lot of the advertiser will use fake photos, and the advertisers will often only spend one or two weeks at a rented location, before moving on elsewhere. But if used and well researched classifieds sites can find some truly amazing massage therapist to leave you very happy. Most classifieds sites have the advantage of having a good search function, allowing you to search for a massage therapist who is close to your own location.  


Viva Street is one of the most well known classifieds advertising sites, but has the disadvantage that massage therapist and escorts are added to the same adult section, so you need to separate the two yourself. almost all massage therapist who advertise in the adult section of Viva Street do offer a range of extras. 


Friday-Ad Adult is another good classifieds listing site, with a good adult section with lots of massage therapist listings, again most who advertise on this site, offer a range of extras. 


Gumtree.com has a very large section of massage advertisements, for both independent massage therapist, and massage shops. but due to the Gumtree rules on no adult or sexual services being advertised the advertisers for massage services are not able to say that the massage is a Erotic / Tantric or even if is sensual in any way, in fact Gumtree will remove the advertisement if the wrong words are used, and even often remove advertisement if the therapist posts a photo of themselves. Therefore using Gumtree to find your erotic massage has become a game of reading between the lines!, so you need to look out for hints in the listing like, "you are guaranteed to leave with a smile" or stress relief massage" , also look out for listings that state are available late into the evening.        


Reviews / Forums, when considering where to go or who to see for your next Erotic / Tantric massage cannot be just a matter of consulting the above directory's or classifieds. If you wish to avoid disappointment or being ripped off, you must do your research first.


Full Body Sensual Massage Forum is probably the most important and informative website you need for your research into all things to do with Erotic / Tantric massage including massage at massage and AMP shops, were a post or review has been made of almost every massage shop in the UK, It has been collecting information and reviews for almost 10 years, having thousands of members from all parts off the UK and tens of thousands of posts and reviews. Very few massage therapist are unknown to the very knowledgeable forum members, were poor services or fake advert profiles soon get called out. The FBSM forum has become such a source of information from time to time even the authority's have used it as a source of information, such as the FBSM POST used by Tower Hamlets council in a massage shop licensing issue. Whist there is a £10.00 fee to join the FBSM forum, the posable savings made by avoiding a poor massage experience, the joining fee can pay for itself many times over.  

       

The Beginners Guide to Asian Massage Shops 

How to leave happy

So you have decided to visit an Asian massage shop, and have decided which one you are going to visit, maybe after reading the reviews on the fbsm forum, or maybe you have noticed an advertisement that looks promising, so what next.  


On arriving you may find the door locked, and a notice on the door saying to come back in a few minutes, this often happens even if you have made an appointment, when a walk in has arrived before you, and now all the masseuses are busy, all you can do is go back a little later. 


Once you enter the massage shop, the receptionist who may also be one of the  masseuses, who has not got a customer at that time, will ask you "how long do you want". The normal pricing is £30.00 for 30 minutes and £50.00 for an hour, this fee is just the door /massage fee and is not including any tip for extras.

So for how long should you go for?, it is very unlikely that by opting for a full hour that you will get any better extras or any extra fun time, the extras are normally delivered in the last 15 or 20 minutes of the massage regardless of how long the total massage is. But by going for an hour's appointment you will receive a longer and maybe teasing massage building up to the fun time.  


   Once you have made payment, you will be shown to the treatment room and left to undress, unless you are told to leave your underwear on, then make sure you don't leave anything on, by leaving your underwear on you could give the wrong signal to the masseuse, who may then think you are only after a massage.

Once you have undressed, lay down on the massage couch in FDM. your masseuse will then enter the room, Some therapists will enter the room and run a hand strait up your body from your feet to your neck in a playful way. Be friendly and say hello giving a name and asking them their name.     


 Do not be disappointed if the masseuse covers you over with a towel, many start the massage this way, it helps them give a firm massage and the towel is soon dispensed with. during the massage the masseuse may be trying to suss you out, to see if you are after more than just a massage. She may whist massaging the top of your legs brush her hands against your private areas to see how you react. Make sure you react in a way to let her know you enjoyed the touch, open your legs a bit further or let out a sigh or moan, say "that was nice". The massage will then take a much more sensual and teasing turn, the masseuse will then very likely start to push herself against your hands if they are overhanging the massage couch, followed by a lot more attention to your inner thighs, followed by a lot of reach unders and CC swipes.   

    


"Please Turn Over"

The moment arrives when the masseuse says to you" please  turn over" and as you do so, she will place a pillow over the face hole in the massage couch for your head. And now with your heart beat increasing you realise that you are about to be offered that happy ending, but STOP now is in fact time to think with a clear head, you have now reached the point in the game that the masseuse was aiming for from the moment that you entered the massage shop. You are laying naked with the blood draining from your thinking head into your other head!, and at this point she will ask "you want extras, how much will you give me?"    


The normal range of extra offered by the masseuse are: 

  • HR, she remains clothed
  • HR, she is topless
  • HR, she is fully naked
  • Body2Body with HR                                                                                                                     

 How much you pay is down to your own negotiation skills, how much you really want the extra's, and how much you think the extra's from the masseuses in question is worth, a masseuse who has delivered the massage so far in a sensual and exciting way, is very likely to deliver the extra's also in a exciting way, and so maybe worth a premium, so is a masseuses who is extra attractive.


If you have not enjoyed the basic massage so far, and have not clicked with the masseuse. It could be better to decline any extra's and save your money for a try elsewhere. 


The average price paid, would start at £20, for the basic HR, with £20 to £30 paid for topless and then £40 to £60 being paid for a full strip and Body2 body massage.  

                                                                                              

Erotic Massage Glossary
FUM Face Up Mode, (face up on massage couch}
FDM Face Down Mode, (face down on massage couch)
CC Swipe The Masseuse runs her hand down your bum crack (credit card swipe)
Reach Under The Masseuse reaches under you, whist in FDM to play with your private bits.
B2B The Masseuse uses her own naked body to massage your body. (Body to Body)
AMP Asian Massage Parlour, massage shop with Chinese or Thai Staff
HR Hand Relief
FBSM Full Body Sensual Massage

London Chinatown And Soho

No visit to London can be complete without a visit to Chinatown and Soho, both being in the very heart of London's west end district, very close to the main shopping district of Oxford and Regent Street. With plenty of transport link with the main tub stations being Leicester Square or Tottenham Court road. 

 

But what if one is looking for a Rub & Tug Massage, there are more Asian massage shop in this area than any other part of London, many being open to very late at night, and are very easy to find with their flashing neon "massage open" signs. 


Our Top Tips if considering getting a erotic massage in and around London's Chinatown or Soho. 


  • Do not book an appointment, a walk in will always be prioritized over any pre arranged booking.


  • Do not ask about extras with the receptionist, they will think you could be the authorities, and then no extras will be offered.


  • Make sure you remove everything when you get undressed, this will send the right signal to the therapist, unless you have been told to leave underwear on by the therapist.


  • If you are offered extras, remember you are in the heart of the tourist district and as such the therapists will try to get as much money out of you as they can, try to keep to the £20, £40, £60 tip rule. 



  •  Do consider one of the many other Massage Shops in London, away from the tourist districts, many of are just a short distance away. Do check the London Massage shop Directory for Locations.       






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